Tag Archives: Robots

My Fake Star Wars Internet Girlfriend

1996                 The internet came into my house before I could adequately describe sex. It was a slow internet, that despite claiming to be a communication tool, required you to forfeit instant conversation via cordless telephone in favour of a … Continue reading

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Versus the Technology, Versus the Singularity

…and it moves us all. My computer is dying. This is a terrible, terrible event that will leave me, in the end, conceding that yes, I do in fact require a computer to live, despite not physically being connected to … Continue reading

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